1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(via rahonda-ruknoff)

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

(via ollivander)

read-eat-blog:

Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.

read-eat-blog:

Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.

(via lets-danceintherain)

hashadenoughpoptarts:

Steal His style: Prince Hans 
Hefty Swing-Lid 13.5-Gallon Trash Can ($4.99)
hashadenoughpoptarts:

Steal His style: Prince Hans 
Hefty Swing-Lid 13.5-Gallon Trash Can ($4.99)

hashadenoughpoptarts:

Steal His style: Prince Hans 

Hefty Swing-Lid 13.5-Gallon Trash Can ($4.99)

(via hansideburns)

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via ollivander)

the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

(via ollivander)

stem-cell:

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

stem-cell:

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

(via kidswithhats)

tinalikesbutts:

same
tinalikesbutts:

same
tinalikesbutts:

same
tinalikesbutts:

same

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

Orange is the New Black: a summary

(via zackisontumblr)

crybabyfromhell:

infinitywillconsumeus:

descxnsum:

kids-on-weekends:

✡ grunge ● dark ● sexual ✡

x

That looks hella uncomfortable. Why would you do that

That’s actually a funny story! I tried to put make up on to take some pictures and accidentally got eyeliner in my eye, like a lot, and it stayed there for like 20 minutes. It burnt like hell and I thought ‘Okay, I can’t get it out, so let’s take a picture to show everyone that I’m too dumb for everything’ and send it to my friends. Then uploaded it here, for fun and somehow it got famous and everyone is reblogging it with sad captions and I’m just sitting here, looking at it and thinking ‘I’m just hella too dumb to get eyeliner on” 

crybabyfromhell:

infinitywillconsumeus:

descxnsum:

kids-on-weekends:

✡ grunge ● dark ● sexual ✡

x

That looks hella uncomfortable. Why would you do that

That’s actually a funny story! I tried to put make up on to take some pictures and accidentally got eyeliner in my eye, like a lot, and it stayed there for like 20 minutes. It burnt like hell and I thought ‘Okay, I can’t get it out, so let’s take a picture to show everyone that I’m too dumb for everything’ and send it to my friends. Then uploaded it here, for fun and somehow it got famous and everyone is reblogging it with sad captions and I’m just sitting here, looking at it and thinking ‘I’m just hella too dumb to get eyeliner on” 

(via kidswithhats)

danrdarrenc:

the-wolf-and-the-star:

morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
danrdarrenc:

the-wolf-and-the-star:

morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
danrdarrenc:

the-wolf-and-the-star:

morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
danrdarrenc:

the-wolf-and-the-star:

morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.

danrdarrenc:

the-wolf-and-the-star:

morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 

Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.

(via earlgreygoodbyes)

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via damn-funny)

courtneygodbey:

"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

courtneygodbey:

"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

(via kidswithhats)